Thursday, December 7, 2023

Blues Brothers 2000 script

https://www.scripts.com/script/blues_brothers_2000_4391#google_vignette




You can stop worrying.

Those Russians won't be back.

Those guys are bad mothers, Elwood.

Serious sh*t. They kill people.

They kill people?

Try to understand.

Those goons are orphan remnants of

the post-perestroika Soviet secret police...

...who twisted the well-intentioned,

original Marxist-Leninist doctrine...

...using state security, which was

corrupted by Beria in the '30s.

Once a mass populace

is coerced into such behavior...

...a radical shift, like glasnost,

produces guys like...

...headless automata who continue

the brutish measures...

...to which their genes were programmed

since the fall of the Romanovs.

That's great. I feel much better.